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Dr. Evil: There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.

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No.2: This is my Italian confidential secretary.  Her name is Alotta...Alotta Fagina.

Austin Powers: Come again?

Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina.

Austin Powers: I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it.  It sounded like you said your name was a lot of Va....nevermind!

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Scott: I like animals...maybe I'd be a vet.

Dr. Evil: An evil vet?

Scott: No!  Maybe, like, work in a petting zoo.

Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?

Scott: You always do that!!

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Austin: Oh behave...Yeah, yeah baby, yeah!

apcat.wav(54 KB)

Austin: That's Dr. Evil's cat!

Vanessa: How can you tell?

Austin: I never forget a pussy...cat!!

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Austin: Austin Powers...Danger's my middle name.

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Dr. Evil: I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.

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Dr. Evil: Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism.

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Austin: Oh groovy, baby.

apmrevil.wav(85 KB)

UN Representative: Now...Mr. Evil--

Dr. Evil: DR. EVIL!  I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called MR. thank you very much.

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Dr. Evil: Back in the 60's, I developed a weather changing machine which was in essence a sophisticated heat beam which we called a 'laser.'  Using these 'lasers' we'd punch a hole in the protective layer around the world which we called the 'ozone' layer.  Slowly but surely ultraviolet rays would pour in,  increasing the risk for skin cancer, that is...unless the world pays us a hefty ransom?

No. 2: Ahem....that also already has happened.

Dr. Evil: Shit!

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Austin: Oh contrare, baby! I think you can't resist me!

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Vanessa: You know I meant...did you use a condom?

Austin: No(laugh)! Only sailors use condoms, baby!

Vanessa: Not in the nineties, Austin!

Austin: Well, they should, those filthy beggars!  They go from port to port!

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Austin: OK...name...Austin 'Danger' Powers. Sex, yes please.

apturn.wav(78 KB)

Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me!

Austin: I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn!  Hahaha!

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Vanessa: Hey, isn't that the big dipper?

Austin: Yeah, and that looks just like Uranus!


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